Dude Rates Movies

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Wild Tales
9
Relatos salvajes
Damián Szifron (2014)
Darío Grandinetti, María Marull, Mónica Villa
Friday 29 June 2018 AD

This is a compilation of short stories, about 20 minutes each, unrelated to each other, but on the same theme of people being in distress. This is glorious to watch. This is the kind of stories that make you ask yourself « How would I react? » and can compare that to how the characters react, learn about their personality from that, and see how it plays out in the end. Excellent.

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Young & Beautiful
6
Jeune & jolie
François Ozon (2013)
Marine Vacth, Géraldine Pailhas, Frédéric Pierrot
Friday 29 June 2018 AD

I can’t quite fully like movies that don’t have an intention (a goal, an objective, something that drives the story somewhere), and as is tradition in auteur-ish French cinema, there is no intention here. Great scenes, acting, etc. The movie wanders around, goes nowhere.

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Borg vs McEnroe
6
Borg McEnroe
Janus Metz (2017)
Sverrir Gudnason, Shia LaBeouf, Stellan Skarsgård
Tuesday 12 June 2018 AD

No comment

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A Fantastic Woman
5
Una Mujer Fantástica
Sebastián Lelio (2017)
Daniela Vega, Francisco Reyes, Luis Gnecco
Saturday 9 June 2018 AD

Although interesting at the beginning, the movie quickly slips into a collection of artistic vignettes where there is less and less plot to focus on, eventually delivering underwhelming pay-offs to some of the intrigues raised in the first half.

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Thoroughbreds
9
Cory Finley (2017)
Olivia Cooke, Anya Taylor-Joy, Anton Yelchin
Friday 8 June 2018 AD

It's about two girls. One of them is a sociopath and has no feelings. The other one is normal, but she happens to despise her step-dad. So the first one casually asks why she doesn’t simply murder her step-dad. The story is clever in that the sociopath one is presented as so cold and pragmatic she achieves whatever she wants, but she has a big weakness: because of her inability to feel emotions, she assumes other people act rationally too (as in a cost/benefit analysis) and has a hard time processing how other people’s emotions will interfere with her plans. The movie is very well-made, but it lacks some icing to make it truly excellent. In particular, there is no great scene that stands out, and the resolution fizzles out a bit. In any case, I’ll keep an eye on the director, who makes an impressive directorial debut, and on the two lead actresses (Olivia Cooke, whom you may have seen in Ready Player One, and Anya Taylor-Joy, in Split), both definitely very good.

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Unsane
9
Steven Soderbergh (2018)
Claire Foy, Joshua Leonard, Jay Pharoah
Friday 8 June 2018 AD

This is the movie that Steven Soderbergh shot with an iPhone, to celebrate how such accessible mean of filming marks the democratization of film-making. Well, judging from the result, this is mostly the democratization of 90s-like serie-B film-making. This is bullshit anyway, since the hardest parts of film-making are sound recording and acting. Anyone can buy a reflex camera with nice video support for not that much more than an iPhone and record close to professional-grade videos. So this should definitely be taken as an experiment rather than anything else. Anyway, the screenplay is excellent and the cast, lead by Claire Foy, is very good. Steven Soderberg delivers a solid thriller, as usual, and even knows how to exploit the exotic filming format at hand to make it consistent with the thematics of the movie. Cool.

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Annihilation
5
Alex Garland (2018)
Natalie Portman, Jennifer Jason Leigh, Tessa Thompson
Wednesday 30 May 2018 AD

Poor man’s Arrival approaches DNA the same way astrology approaches astronomy, and we must wait until the final act for the director to finally take his LSD shot and reveal his true intentions, which are, obviously, to put pieces of country music guitar as a soundtrack to a science-fiction movie. The credits visuals are very nice.

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Elle
8
Paul Verhoeven (2016)
Isabelle Huppert, Laurent Lafitte, Anne Consigny
Monday 21 May 2018 AD

Brilliant directing and brilliant acting, especially from Isabelle Hupert, but the unsatisfying resolution is holding me from fully loving it.

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Mother!
9
Darren Aronofsky (2017)
Jennifer Lawrence, Javier Bardem, Ed Harris
Sunday 20 May 2018 AD

The surface-level narration breaks down in unison with the emotional meltdown of the lead character played by a marvelous Jennifer Lawrence. The film can be seen as the unreliable testimony of a woman in state of shock, each exaggeration and inconsistency being exploited to draw the very ambitious metaphor that lies beneath. The result is a spectacular and intensively emotional piece of cinema that leaves an indelible mark on the mind. Fascinating.

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Red Sparrow
7
Francis Lawrence (2018)
Jennifer Lawrence, Joel Edgerton, Matthias Schoenaerts
Saturday 19 May 2018 AD

A good cinematography, decent acting, enjoyable directing and nice screenplay all turn into a perfectly insignificant and forgettable movie. This is the opposite of alchemy.

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Terminal
6
Vaughn Stein (2018)
Margot Robbie, Simon Pegg, Dexter Fletcher
Thursday 17 May 2018 AD

This takes place into a Zack Snyder’s type of world with dark alleys and buzzing neons, and I can only enjoy this type of movies up to some limited value. Margot Robbie killing it as much as the setting allows her to.

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Game Night
8
John Francis Daley, Jonathan Goldstein (2018)
Jason Bateman, Rachel McAdams, Kyle Chandler
Sunday 13 May 2018 AD

A refreshing nice little comedy. Perfect for a light-weight screening with friends or family or beer.

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The 15:17 to Paris
5
Clint Eastwood (2018)
Alek Skarlatos, Anthony Sadler, Spencer Stone
Sunday 13 May 2018 AD

Old Eastwood wants to make a feature-film about a 10 minutes event, so he shows us the mildly interesting past of the saviors, sealing it all with ugly patriotic morale

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A Separation
9
Jodaeiye Nader az Simin
Asghar Farhadi (2011)
Payman Maadi, Leila Hatami, Sareh Bayat
Saturday 12 May 2018 AD

A thoughtful look at a familial crisis in contemporary Iran. The directing is clever and the acting excellent, especially from lead actor Payman Maadi. This is high quality cinema, keeping the story somewhat suspenseful all while having a humanist view of the characters and the context they’re evolving into.

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Alien: Covenant
8
Ridley Scott (2017)
Michael Fassbender, Katherine Waterston, Billy Crudup
Thursday 10 May 2018 AD

The first 10 minutes of this movie must have been designed to showcase 4K because it made me fall in love with my TV set. Also the film is nice.

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Avengers: Infinity War
4
Anthony Russo, Joe Russo (2018)
Robert Downey Jr., Chris Hemsworth, Mark Ruffalo
Thursday 10 May 2018 AD

The latest garbage from Marvel, where uncharismatic characters talk mythological origins nobody gives a shit about and you can know how dramatic it’s supposed to be by measuring the inverse Chris-Pratt-jokes-per-minute

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Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)
10
Alejandro G. Iñárritu (2014)
Michael Keaton, Zach Galifianakis, Edward Norton
Sunday 6 May 2018 AD

The obsessional usage of the long-take (the movie is one long take, although with ellipsis) allows some spectacular context switches all while maintaining continuity, which is splendid. All the characters are more or less crazy and it all turns into an exquisite cacophony.

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Glory
5
Edward Zwick (1989)
Matthew Broderick, Denzel Washington, Cary Elwes
Monday 30 April 2018 AD

After having seen Ferris Bueller Day’s Off I wanted to discover more of Matthew Broderick’s filmography, but this boring Oscar-targeted history educative pack will make me stop there.

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Once Upon a Time in America
6
Sergio Leone (1984)
Robert De Niro, James Woods, Elizabeth McGovern
Monday 30 April 2018 AD

Homework, obviously, although the epic poster with the Brooklyn Bridge drove me to it as much as the film’s cult status. It’s an interminable three-acts saga on organized crime whose first act and its poetry on childhood and teenagehood is the only one that I found bearable. They also screw up big time when casting the actress to play the adult Deborah, the overwhelming proof being the comparison between Elizabeth McGovern and adult Jennifer Connely.

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Submergence
5
Wim Wenders (2017)
Alicia Vikander, James McAvoy, Alexander Siddig
Monday 30 April 2018 AD

'the fuck did I just watch. I’ll rate it 5 just in case.

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Hostiles
7
Scott Cooper (2017)
Scott Shepherd, Rosamund Pike, Ava Cooper
Friday 20 April 2018 AD

It’s long and a bit too meditative for me, but I enjoyed the great soundtrack and the gorgeous visuals, both classical in their style.

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A Nightmare on Elm Street
5
Wes Craven (1984)
Heather Langenkamp, Johnny Depp, Robert Englund
Sunday 15 April 2018 AD

Ready Player One homework. Mostly boring, but watchable.

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Akira
4
Katsuhiro Ôtomo (1988)
Mitsuo Iwata, Nozomu Sasaki, Mami Koyama
Sunday 15 April 2018 AD

Homework movie (in many top lists, considered cult, etc). I can’t stand Japanese animation and their feature-length animated GIFs.

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Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
5
Stephen Herek (1989)
Keanu Reeves, Alex Winter, George Carlin
Friday 13 April 2018 AD

The kind of movie I would have enjoyed when I was 7, the mental age of its two bafflingly stupid lead characters

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Grease
7
Randal Kleiser (1978)
John Travolta, Olivia Newton-John, Stockard Channing
Friday 6 April 2018 AD

I GOT CHILLS, THEY’RE MULTIPLYING, AND I’M LOOOOOOOOOSING CONTROL

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The Longest Day
6
Ken Annakin, Andrew Marton, Bernhard Wicki (1962)
John Wayne, Robert Ryan, Richard Burton
Sunday 1 April 2018 AD

Lieutenant Colonel Benjamin Vandervoort: 3 million men penned up on this island all over England in staging areas like this. We're on the threshold of the most crucial day of our times. 3 million men out there, keyed up, just waiting for that big step-off. We aren't exactly alone. Notify the men, full packs and equipment 1400 hours.

Apparently « Show, don’t tell » wasn’t exactly the motto of this theatrical history educative package.

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Ferris Bueller's Day Off
8
John Hughes (1986)
Matthew Broderick, Alan Ruck, Mia Sara
Saturday 31 March 2018 AD

Ready Player One homework. Somewhat feel-good movie that runs well if you don’t expect much from it.

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Ready Player One
7
Steven Spielberg (2018)
Tye Sheridan, Olivia Cooke, Ben Mendelsohn
Friday 30 March 2018 AD

No comment

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Heathers
6
Michael Lehmann (1988)
Winona Ryder, Christian Slater, Shannen Doherty
Tuesday 27 March 2018 AD

So that’s what Christian Slater was doing before embodying Mr. Robot. Well he played even crazier characters back then.

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The Iron Giant
8
Brad Bird (1999)
Eli Marienthal, Harry Connick Jr., Jennifer Aniston
Friday 23 March 2018 AD

It’s good but I don’t get all the fuss.

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Wonder Wheel
8
Woody Allen (2017)
Justin Timberlake, Juno Temple, Robert C. Kirk
Saturday 17 March 2018 AD

No comment

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Downsizing
5
Alexander Payne (2017)
Matt Damon, Christoph Waltz, Hong Chau
Thursday 15 March 2018 AD

Rarely saw a movie straying from its path that much. It seems that the authors had no idea what story they wanted to tell us.

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Murder on the Orient Express
7
Kenneth Branagh (2017)
Kenneth Branagh, Penélope Cruz, Willem Dafoe
Monday 12 March 2018 AD

It seems that Kenneth Branagh’s spectacularly theatrical directing can turn any novel I don’t care about into a somewhat interesting entertainment

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The Revenant
10
Alejandro G. Iñárritu (2015)
Leonardo DiCaprio, Tom Hardy, Will Poulter
Saturday 10 March 2018 AD

No comment

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Call Me by Your Name
8
Luca Guadagnino (2017)
Armie Hammer, Timothée Chalamet, Michael Stuhlbarg
Wednesday 7 March 2018 AD

Some shit American comedy features a retarted teenager masturbating into a pie and nobody bats an eye. An intelligent movie features a touching teenager masturbating into a peach and suddenly everyone loses their minds.

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It
5
Andy Muschietti (2017)
Bill Skarsgård, Jaeden Lieberher, Finn Wolfhard
Wednesday 7 March 2018 AD

This shitty composite is not convincing me a second the clown is actually in the sewer. Also there is a fight between two groups of kids where they throw rocks at each others. Don’t do that kids it’s very dangerous!

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I, Tonya
9
Craig Gillespie (2017)
Margot Robbie, Sebastian Stan, Allison Janney
Wednesday 28 February 2018 AD

Margot Robbie produces an original movie on the very bankable subject of ice skating, where she plays the lead whose 80s’ style of clothes and hairstyle showcase the latest sexy fashion, telling the story of a 80s’ scandal few people remember. The movie, which is amazing, proceeds to win four times its budget, be nominated for multiple Oscars and is acclaimed by the critic. Beware Hollywood, because this woman is going places.

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Only the Brave
8
Joseph Kosinski (2017)
Josh Brolin, Miles Teller, Jeff Bridges
Sunday 25 February 2018 AD

In the vein of Stronger, I like those little movies depicting real incidents and real people. They’re often the occasion to discover some interesting facts or professions, firefighters in this case. <spoiler>I didn’t know the real story and the ending moved me very much.</spoiler>.

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Saving Private Ryan
10
Steven Spielberg (1998)
Tom Hanks, Matt Damon, Tom Sizemore
Sunday 25 February 2018 AD

Spielberg casually redefining the entire war genre. You don’t have much time to think about it because the proximity with soldiers and the unforgiving depiction of the horrors of war are flooring you the whole time. It’s captivating.

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The Shape of Water
6
Guillermo del Toro (2017)
Sally Hawkins, Octavia Spencer, Michael Shannon
Sunday 25 February 2018 AD

I wasn’t convinced a second of this love story. It all unrolls way too fast. She must be a maniac to fall that fast and desperately for a stupid fishman. Also there is this weird shot where the fishman is holding her in his arms and he’s very muscular and she’s like protected by him. Del Toro obviously wanted this iconic shot but the imagery of the powerful protector for the fragile woman comes out as very weird in the movie’s context.

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Phantom Thread
7
Paul Thomas Anderson (2017)
Vicky Krieps, Daniel Day-Lewis, Lesley Manville
Friday 23 February 2018 AD

Although a bit sour, it leaves a peculiar taste the following days that will make me go back to it.

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Roman J. Israel, Esq.
8
Dan Gilroy (2017)
Denzel Washington, Colin Farrell, Carmen Ejogo
Tuesday 20 February 2018 AD

No comment

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Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
9
Martin McDonagh (2017)
Frances McDormand, Woody Harrelson, Sam Rockwell
Saturday 17 February 2018 AD

No comment

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Lady Bird
4
Greta Gerwig (2017)
Saoirse Ronan, Laurie Metcalf, Tracy Letts
Thursday 15 February 2018 AD

So this is the cinematographic adaptation of the Annoying Facebook Girl meme. How attaching she is, cheating her way to NYU and making people call her this ridiculous name like an obnoxious self-entitled teenager. This film doesn’t make you want to have kid, by fear they might turn like her once they reach teenagehood.

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Antichrist
4
Lars von Trier (2009)
Willem Dafoe, Charlotte Gainsbourg
Sunday 11 February 2018 AD

Beyond the cast and special effects, how do you make the difference between that and a shitty art-school’s post-graduate’s movie?

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Last Flag Flying
8
Richard Linklater (2017)
Bryan Cranston, Laurence Fishburne, Steve Carell
Saturday 10 February 2018 AD

No comment

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The Florida Project
7
Sean Baker (2017)
Brooklynn Prince, Bria Vinaite, Willem Dafoe
Saturday 10 February 2018 AD

No comment

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The Post
9
Steven Spielberg (2017)
Meryl Streep, Tom Hanks, Sarah Paulson
Saturday 10 February 2018 AD

No comment

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Suburbicon
7
George Clooney (2017)
Matt Damon, Julianne Moore, Oscar Isaac
Sunday 28 January 2018 AD

No comment

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The Majestic
8
Frank Darabont (2001)
Jim Carrey, Martin Landau, Bob Balaban
Sunday 28 January 2018 AD

No comment

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Independence Day: Resurgence
5
Roland Emmerich (2016)
Liam Hemsworth, Jeff Goldblum, Bill Pullman
Saturday 27 January 2018 AD

No comment

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The Way Way Back
7
Nat Faxon, Jim Rash (2013)
Steve Carell, Toni Collette, Allison Janney
Friday 26 January 2018 AD

No comment

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House of Tolerance
4
L'Apollonide (Souvenirs de la maison close)
Bertrand Bonello (2011)
Noémie Lvovsky, Hafsia Herzi, Céline Sallette
Wednesday 17 January 2018 AD

No comment

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Split
8
M. Night Shyamalan (2016)
James McAvoy, Anya Taylor-Joy, Haley Lu Richardson
Monday 15 January 2018 AD

The second installment of M. Night Shyamalan’s cinematic universe. Take my money and don’t even shut up.

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BPM (Beats Per Minute)
3
120 battements par minute
Robin Campillo (2017)
Nahuel Pérez Biscayart, Arnaud Valois, Adèle Haenel
Sunday 7 January 2018 AD

This was a total identification failure for me. Generally I highly doubt the productivity of stunts and more specifically violent ones. It’s not clear to me whether what was really happening is a real try at changing things or just making as much turmoil as possible before dying. The movie doesn’t even answer that, and choses the long and depressive path of close depiction of death instead. I couldn’t figure out how to enjoy it no matter from what angle I approached it.

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The Godfather
5
Francis Ford Coppola (1972)
Marlon Brando, Al Pacino, James Caan
Sunday 7 January 2018 AD

Marlon Brando and his dental prosthetics mumble mafia shit so as to appear charismatic. Yet another 3-hours long homework that lets me perplex.

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The Brave One
6
Neil Jordan (2007)
Jodie Foster, Terrence Howard, Naveen Andrews
Saturday 6 January 2018 AD

Terrence Howard’s past life has a policeman before he started Terriology has about the shittiest ending you could think about

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Black Mass
7
Scott Cooper (2015)
Johnny Depp, Benedict Cumberbatch, Dakota Johnson
Tuesday 2 January 2018 AD

A plastic assembled Johnny Depp mumbles mafia shit to show what an absolute madman he is. The film is interesting at least for its documentary and historical purpose

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Atomic Blonde
6
David Leitch (2017)
Charlize Theron, James McAvoy, John Goodman
Saturday 30 December 2017 AD

It's all fun and game and you’re about to fall asleep until this insane and brutal long-take wakes you the fuck up. About the only highlight though.

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The Kid
7
Charles Chaplin (1921)
Charles Chaplin, Edna Purviance, Jackie Coogan
Saturday 30 December 2017 AD

No comment

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Beauty and the Beast
3
Bill Condon (2017)
Emma Watson, Dan Stevens, Luke Evans
Thursday 21 December 2017 AD

The movie is suspenseful since you don’t know whether the Beast will prefer being freed from his spell by Belle’s love or, horrified by how dull she is, will just accept his fate as it is.

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Come and See
5
Idi i smotri
Elem Klimov (1985)
Aleksey Kravchenko, Olga Mironova, Liubomiras Laucevicius
Wednesday 20 December 2017 AD

No comment

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Star Wars: Episode VIII - The Last Jedi
4
Rian Johnson (2017)
Daisy Ridley, John Boyega, Mark Hamill
Wednesday 20 December 2017 AD

It lost me at the moment Luke Skywalker throws the sabre-laser that was the epic McGuffin finishing the last episode, which is a clear way from Disney to communicate that they don’t give a shit anymore

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Ever After: A Cinderella Story
5
EverAfter
Andy Tennant (1998)
Drew Barrymore, Anjelica Huston, Dougray Scott
Saturday 16 December 2017 AD

No comment

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Out of the Furnace
9
Scott Cooper (2013)
Christian Bale, Casey Affleck, Zoe Saldana
Saturday 16 December 2017 AD

No comment

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The Santa Clause
5
John Pasquin (1994)
Tim Allen, Judge Reinhold, Wendy Crewson
Sunday 10 December 2017 AD

No comment

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Coco
9
Lee Unkrich, Adrian Molina (2017)
Anthony Gonzalez, Gael García Bernal, Benjamin Bratt
Saturday 9 December 2017 AD

Among their recent low-effort sequels, this original gem is welcome from Pixar, and it delivers. The stream of colorful visuals is stunning, the exploration of Mexican culture is original and interesting and it’s sealed with the good old Pixar emotional hammer that makes you leave a few tears behind your 3D glasses. Truly good.

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Darkest Hour
9
Joe Wright (2017)
Gary Oldman, Lily James, Kristin Scott Thomas
Saturday 9 December 2017 AD

No comment

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The Hours
5
Stephen Daldry (2002)
Meryl Streep, Nicole Kidman, Julianne Moore
Sunday 26 November 2017 AD

No comment

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Brokeback Mountain
6
Ang Lee (2005)
Jake Gyllenhaal, Heath Ledger, Michelle Williams
Saturday 25 November 2017 AD

I got confused with Ang Lee’s filmography and waited all the movie for one of the two guys to transform into Hulk. What a disappointment.

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The Thin Red Line
7
Terrence Malick (1998)
Jim Caviezel, Sean Penn, Nick Nolte
Saturday 25 November 2017 AD

Definitely the most approachable film from Terrence Malick, and a powerful war movie at that, although the voice-over meditations tend to be either too analytic or too elusive

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Logan Lucky
8
Steven Soderbergh (2017)
Channing Tatum, Adam Driver, Daniel Craig
Friday 24 November 2017 AD

How ironic that Adam Driver has such presence in this nice little movie, while he looks like an annoying and uncharismatic teenager in the new Star Wars movies

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The Nice Guys
7
Shane Black (2016)
Russell Crowe, Ryan Gosling, Angourie Rice
Friday 24 November 2017 AD

No comment

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Miss Sloane
8
John Madden (2016)
Jessica Chastain, Mark Strong, Gugu Mbatha-Raw
Wednesday 15 November 2017 AD

<spoiler>Ah the good-old screenplay trick where writers lose track or what they’re doing so they decide all of it was a diabolical plan from the character from the beginning.</spoiler>

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The Big Sick
8
Michael Showalter (2017)
Kumail Nanjiani, Zoe Kazan, Holly Hunter
Wednesday 15 November 2017 AD

No comment

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Escape from New York
3
John Carpenter (1981)
Kurt Russell, Lee Van Cleef, Ernest Borgnine
Saturday 4 November 2017 AD

Looks like Carpenter’s low budgets is more suited for horror than for action. This is just really bad.

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Song to Song
4
Terrence Malick (2017)
Ryan Gosling, Rooney Mara, Michael Fassbender
Saturday 4 November 2017 AD

Terrence Malick has reached his final form, the one of total freedom and no production control at all. The guy gets lost in whatever music festival, big estate, empty open-spaces, receptions and whatnots, filming A/A+ actors and actresses wandering around and mumbling shit. The wide-angle lens that distorts the edges of the frame, making it not even that good-looking anymore, is a good symbol for the overdose of a cloying formula.

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All Is Lost
9
J.C. Chandor (2013)
Friday 20 October 2017 AD

Second movie in my J.C. Chandor streak, and an excellent one. There is one character and 4 or 5 lines of monologue in this movie, the well-crafted directing and poignant performance from Robert Redford doing all the heavy lifting, and lifting it up well.

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Margin Call
9
J.C. Chandor (2011)
Zachary Quinto, Stanley Tucci, Kevin Spacey
Friday 20 October 2017 AD

Last movie in my J.C. Chandor streak, and again a very good one. Very interesting inside perspective of the onset of the 2007 financial crisis, more punchy and approachable than the long and analytic Big Short.

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A Most Violent Year
9
J.C. Chandor (2014)
Oscar Isaac, Jessica Chastain, David Oyelowo
Sunday 15 October 2017 AD

National Board of Review’s best movie of 2014. I would put it just after Birdman.

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The Wall
8
Doug Liman (2017)
Aaron Taylor-Johnson, John Cena
Saturday 14 October 2017 AD

I have a sweet spot for movies about snipers and this one doesn’t disappoint on the matter. A minor but nice film in Doug Liman’s filmo (The Bourne Identity, Edge of Tomorrow).

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Wonder Woman
2
Patty Jenkins (2017)
Gal Gadot, Chris Pine, Robin Wright
Saturday 14 October 2017 AD

Let me introduce you to Wonder Woman.

Coming from an island of women only, a man has to show her how to behave in the real world. He also makes sure she's not too much distracted by cute babies or wounded soldiers she wants to help. When she tells about some bizarre God stuff, the man needs to filter out the bullshit and convert it to an actual goal. When she's making a big scene because too much violence in this world and peace is better than war, the man needs to calm her down. She wakes up from a night in a basic boat, her mascara perfectly made. She enters the battlefield like she entered a fashion podium, in slow motion please. She charges at a bad guy, destroying the bell tower of a church, creating a havoc full of dust and dirt, but her hairstyle is still up to an advertisement for a shampoo.

For a self-advertised feminist movie, it makes all efforts possible so that it could be confused with a casually sexist one. As for the content itself, it’s the latest issue from DC Garbage Studios.

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Blade Runner 2049
9
Denis Villeneuve (2017)
Harrison Ford, Ryan Gosling, Ana de Armas
Monday 9 October 2017 AD

No comment

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Starman
7
John Carpenter (1984)
Jeff Bridges, Karen Allen, Charles Martin Smith
Monday 9 October 2017 AD

Kurt Russel mimicking an alien is a bit ridiculous but overall it’s somewhat entertaining

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In the Heart of the Sea
7
Ron Howard (2015)
Chris Hemsworth, Cillian Murphy, Brendan Gleeson
Sunday 8 October 2017 AD

How visually ugly and narratively impersonal can a Ron Howard’s movie get before you start to dislike it? This one is probing for the limit, although fortunately it doesn’t reach it.

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Kingsman: The Secret Service
8
Matthew Vaughn (2014)
Colin Firth, Taron Egerton, Samuel L. Jackson
Sunday 8 October 2017 AD

A very good action movie. Funny and entertaining.

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Ida
7
Pawel Pawlikowski (2013)
Agata Kulesza, Agata Trzebuchowska, Dawid Ogrodnik
Friday 6 October 2017 AD

The stunning cinematography beautifying depressive Polish sets is consistent with the touching view on the unexciting subject of a young woman who is about to take her vows to God. Not my cup of tea overall, but I can’t say it’s bad.

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All About Eve
5
Joseph L. Mankiewicz (1950)
Bette Davis, Anne Baxter, George Sanders
Wednesday 20 September 2017 AD

IMDb Top 250 homework. Talks a lot but doesn’t deliver much.

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Amour
6
Michael Haneke (2012)
Jean-Louis Trintignant, Emmanuelle Riva, Isabelle Huppert
Monday 18 September 2017 AD

I very much enjoy Michael Haneke’s directing, but this is basically a documentary on slow deterioration to death and I don’t see the point.

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Chinatown
7
Roman Polanski (1974)
Jack Nicholson, Faye Dunaway, John Huston
Monday 18 September 2017 AD

IMDb Top 250 homework. <spoiler>The cynical and sad ending obviously got my attention, but that’s only after a long and unremarkable story</spoiler>

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Moana
7
Ron Clements, John Musker, Don Hall, Chris Williams (2016)
Auli'i Cravalho, Dwayne Johnson, Rachel House
Sunday 10 September 2017 AD

I think it’s the first Disney where I actively enjoyed the songs instead of waiting for them to finish so that the narration could carry on. I then listened to the album in loop like a little girl. The movie is okay-ish.

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Moneyball
8
Bennett Miller (2011)
Brad Pitt, Robin Wright, Jonah Hill
Sunday 10 September 2017 AD

No comment

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The Babadook
4
Jennifer Kent (2014)
Essie Davis, Noah Wiseman, Daniel Henshall
Sunday 10 September 2017 AD

This is difficult to rate. The movie achieves its goal perfectly, but I’m not sure I like it. It’s frightening, but not usual-horror-film-frightening. The story mixes dead serious subjects, making it quite disturbing and dark. In the end, although I recognize the performance, it repulsed me more than anything else.

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As Good as It Gets
6
James L. Brooks (1997)
Jack Nicholson, Helen Hunt, Greg Kinnear
Sunday 3 September 2017 AD

An endless source of reaction GIFs from Jack Nicholson

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The Deer Hunter
6
Michael Cimino (1978)
Robert De Niro, Christopher Walken, John Cazale
Monday 28 August 2017 AD

Why would I want to watch a wedding in real time from people I don’t know? This last act with DeNiro and Walken tho

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Megan Leavey
7
Gabriela Cowperthwaite (2017)
Kate Mara, Ramon Rodriguez, Tom Felton
Friday 25 August 2017 AD

Those movies about recent trivia, incidents or notable people always get my interest, although this one lacks the spark to make it more than just an anecdote

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Kong: Skull Island
8
Jordan Vogt-Roberts (2017)
Tom Hiddleston, Samuel L. Jackson, Brie Larson
Sunday 20 August 2017 AD

The danger of giving Oscars to fresh and upcoming comedians on their first widely recognized movie is that they then rest on their laurels and are satisfied with blockbusters. This is how you get the brilliant Brie Larson to switch from Room to Kong: Skull Island. Same deal with Alicia Vikander in A Danish Girl and then Tomb Raider. Compare that to Leonardo DiCaprio who had to do an exhaustive tour of all the greatest contemporary directors and thoughtful roles before getting his precious one. It was a long con from the Academy to keep him up to his talent all along! Now shut up and take my money and let me watch this bad Samuel L. Jackson motherfucker fight the gigantic Kong.

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Chef
8
Jon Favreau (2014)
Jon Favreau, Robert Downey Jr., Scarlett Johansson
Monday 14 August 2017 AD

Feel-good movie feels good!

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OSS 117: Cairo, Nest of Spies
4
OSS 117: Le Caire, nid d'espions
Michel Hazanavicius (2006)
Jean Dujardin, François Damiens, Khalid Maadour
Sunday 6 August 2017 AD

Faut le voir pour comprendre les références autour de soi, et il faut dire que c’est bien marrant. J’ai toujours du mal avec ces comédies où le seul intérêt est d’attendre la prochaine pitrerie du comédien et qui sont de qualité nulle outre mesure. Elles semblent appartenir à un art entièrement différent qui, par simple coincidence, partagent avec le cinéma le fait d’être filmées.

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Loving
7
Jeff Nichols (2016)
Ruth Negga, Joel Edgerton, Will Dalton
Friday 4 August 2017 AD

Jeff Nichols makes us endure a long history educative package, which is quite a treason to the originality of his filmography up to this.