Dude Rates Movies

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Le Dîner de Cons
D
Le dîner de cons
Francis Veber — 1998
Thierry Lhermitte, Jacques Villeret, Francis Huster
Thursday 25 July 2013

Mon problème avec ce film c'est la manière dont le critère déterminant des “cons” est leur passion pour un hobby surprenant (maquettes en allumettes, boomerang, etc). On pourrait dire que ce qui en fait les cibles des moqueries ce n'est pas leur passion en elle-même mais plutôt le fait qu'ils ne parlent que de ça, mais on ne pas vraiment en être sûr puisqu'ils sont invités au dîner explicitement pour en parler et qu'on ne peut donc attendre que ça d'eux. Non seulement le film se permet la convéniance de faire coincider ce genre de passionnés avec des personnalités qui sont outre-mesure assez embrassantes, mais en plus ces passions sont explicitement utilisées à diverses reprises comme outil d'humour, selon moi de manière tout à fait déplacée. La morale du film est que les vrais cons ce sont ceux de l'autre côté de la table, donc il y a tout de même un peu de recul, mais pour moi cela retire une bonne partie de la justification du film en lui-même.

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Mama
D
Andy Muschietti — 2013
Jessica Chastain, Nikolaj Coster-Waldau, Megan Charpentier
Friday 31 May 2013

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Y Tu Mamá También
C
Y tu mamá también
Alfonso Cuarón — 2001
Maribel Verdú, Gael García Bernal, Daniel Giménez Cacho
Friday 31 May 2013

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To the Wonder
D
Terrence Malick — 2012
Ben Affleck, Olga Kurylenko, Javier Bardem
Thursday 9 May 2013

Ben Affleck, who plays the lead, said that this movie is to The Tree of Life what the Tree of Life is to Transformers. This also works on the scale of boredom.

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Crazy, Stupid, Love.
B
Glenn Ficarra, John Requa — 2011
Steve Carell, Ryan Gosling, Julianne Moore
Thursday 9 May 2013

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War Horse
A
Steven Spielberg — 2011
Jeremy Irvine, Emily Watson, David Thewlis
Thursday 9 May 2013

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Cloud Atlas
D
Tom Tykwer, Lana Wachowski, Lilly Wachowski — 2012
Tom Hanks, Halle Berry, Hugh Grant
Thursday 9 May 2013

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The Avengers
C
Joss Whedon — 2012
Robert Downey Jr., Chris Evans, Scarlett Johansson
Thursday 9 May 2013

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The Town
C
Ben Affleck — 2010
Ben Affleck, Rebecca Hall, Jon Hamm
Thursday 9 May 2013

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21
B
Robert Luketic — 2008
Jim Sturgess, Kate Bosworth, Kevin Spacey
Thursday 9 May 2013

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Lincoln
D
Steven Spielberg — 2012
Daniel Day-Lewis, Sally Field, David Strathairn
Thursday 9 May 2013

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Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
D
David Yates — 2007
Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson, Rupert Grint
Thursday 9 May 2013

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I, Robot
B
Alex Proyas — 2004
Will Smith, Bridget Moynahan, Bruce Greenwood
Thursday 9 May 2013

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Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
B
Michel Gondry — 2004
Jim Carrey, Kate Winslet, Tom Wilkinson
Thursday 9 May 2013

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2 Fast 2 Furious
D
John Singleton — 2003
Paul Walker, Tyrese Gibson, Cole Hauser
Thursday 9 May 2013

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The Italian Job
C
F. Gary Gray — 2003
Donald Sutherland, Mark Wahlberg, Edward Norton
Thursday 9 May 2013

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X-Men 2
C
X2
Bryan Singer — 2003
Patrick Stewart, Hugh Jackman, Halle Berry
Thursday 9 May 2013

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Hulk
C
Ang Lee — 2003
Eric Bana, Jennifer Connelly, Sam Elliott
Thursday 9 May 2013

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Signs
A
M. Night Shyamalan — 2002
Mel Gibson, Joaquin Phoenix, Rory Culkin
Thursday 9 May 2013

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The Fast and the Furious
D
Rob Cohen — 2001
Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, Michelle Rodriguez
Thursday 9 May 2013

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L.A. Confidential
D
Curtis Hanson — 1997
Kevin Spacey, Russell Crowe, Guy Pearce
Thursday 9 May 2013

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The Rock
B
Michael Bay — 1996
Sean Connery, Nicolas Cage, Ed Harris
Thursday 9 May 2013

This Tarantino-written, Jerry Bruckheimer-produced, Michael Bay-directed action movie, is the peak of the Golden Age of 90s effective action flicks.

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Casino
C
Martin Scorsese — 1995
Robert De Niro, Sharon Stone, Joe Pesci
Thursday 9 May 2013

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Top Gun
C
Tony Scott — 1986
Tom Cruise, Tim Robbins, Kelly McGillis
Thursday 9 May 2013

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Contact
B
Robert Zemeckis — 1997
Jodie Foster, Matthew McConaughey, Tom Skerritt
Tuesday 7 May 2013

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Children of Men
A+
Alfonso Cuarón — 2006
Julianne Moore, Clive Owen, Chiwetel Ejiofor
Friday 3 May 2013

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Porn in the Hood
C
Les Kaïra
Franck Gastambide — 2012
Medi Sadoun, Franck Gastambide, Jib Pocthier
Monday 1 April 2013

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Take Shelter
A
Jeff Nichols — 2011
Michael Shannon, Jessica Chastain, Shea Whigham
Monday 1 April 2013

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Young Adult
D
Jason Reitman — 2011
Charlize Theron, Patrick Wilson, Patton Oswalt
Monday 1 April 2013

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Toy Story 3
A
Lee Unkrich — 2010
Tom Hanks, Tim Allen, Joan Cusack
Monday 1 April 2013

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Real Steel
C
Shawn Levy — 2011
Hugh Jackman, Evangeline Lilly, Dakota Goyo
Saturday 9 February 2013

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Zero Dark Thirty
A
Kathryn Bigelow — 2012
Jessica Chastain, Joel Edgerton, Chris Pratt
Saturday 2 February 2013

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Little White Lies
C
Les petits mouchoirs
Guillaume Canet — 2010
François Cluzet, Marion Cotillard, Benoît Magimel
Saturday 26 January 2013

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The Day After Tomorrow
D
Roland Emmerich — 2004
Dennis Quaid, Jake Gyllenhaal, Emmy Rossum
Saturday 26 January 2013

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The Mask
D
Chuck Russell — 1994
Jim Carrey, Cameron Diaz, Peter Riegert
Saturday 12 January 2013

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The Sea Inside
E
Mar adentro
Alejandro Amenábar — 2004
Javier Bardem, Belén Rueda, Lola Dueñas
Saturday 29 December 2012

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Elephant
B
Gus Van Sant — 2003
Elias McConnell, Alex Frost, Eric Deulen
Saturday 29 December 2012

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Spider-Man 2
C
Sam Raimi — 2004
Tobey Maguire, Kirsten Dunst, Alfred Molina
Saturday 29 December 2012

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The Others
A
Alejandro Amenábar — 2001
Nicole Kidman, Christopher Eccleston, Fionnula Flanagan
Saturday 29 December 2012

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Die Hard 2
C
Renny Harlin — 1990
Bruce Willis, William Atherton, Bonnie Bedelia
Saturday 29 December 2012

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District 9
B
Neill Blomkamp — 2009
Sharlto Copley, David James, Jason Cope
Wednesday 26 December 2012

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No Country for Old Men
B
Ethan Coen, Joel Coen — 2007
Tommy Lee Jones, Javier Bardem, Josh Brolin
Wednesday 26 December 2012

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Cinderella
D
Clyde Geronimi, Wilfred Jackson, Hamilton Luske — 1950
Ilene Woods, James MacDonald, Eleanor Audley
Wednesday 26 December 2012

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Inglourious Basterds
A
Quentin Tarantino — 2009
Brad Pitt, Diane Kruger, Eli Roth
Sunday 25 November 2012

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Downfall
C
Der Untergang
Oliver Hirschbiegel — 2004
Bruno Ganz, Alexandra Maria Lara, Ulrich Matthes
Saturday 24 November 2012

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The Hunger Games
D
Gary Ross — 2012
Jennifer Lawrence, Josh Hutcherson, Liam Hemsworth
Saturday 10 November 2012

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Valkyrie
A
Bryan Singer — 2008
Tom Cruise, Bill Nighy, Carice van Houten
Saturday 10 November 2012

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The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
C
David Fincher — 2008
Brad Pitt, Cate Blanchett, Tilda Swinton
Saturday 10 November 2012

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GoldenEye
B
Martin Campbell — 1995
Pierce Brosnan, Sean Bean, Izabella Scorupco
Saturday 10 November 2012

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The Circus
B
Charles Chaplin — 1928
Charles Chaplin, Merna Kennedy, Al Ernest Garcia
Saturday 10 November 2012

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Skyfall
B
Sam Mendes — 2012
Daniel Craig, Javier Bardem, Naomie Harris
Monday 29 October 2012

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Kramer vs. Kramer
C
Robert Benton — 1979
Dustin Hoffman, Meryl Streep, Jane Alexander
Saturday 29 September 2012

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Mulan
B
Tony Bancroft, Barry Cook — 1998
Ming-Na Wen, Eddie Murphy, BD Wong
Sunday 9 September 2012

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101 Dalmatians
C
One Hundred and One Dalmatians
Clyde Geronimi, Hamilton Luske, Wolfgang Reitherman — 1961
Rod Taylor, Betty Lou Gerson, J. Pat O'Malley
Sunday 9 September 2012

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A Dangerous Method
D
David Cronenberg — 2011
Michael Fassbender, Keira Knightley, Viggo Mortensen
Saturday 8 September 2012

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Tangled
A
Nathan Greno, Byron Howard — 2010
Mandy Moore, Zachary Levi, Donna Murphy
Saturday 8 September 2012

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Philadelphia
D
Jonathan Demme — 1993
Tom Hanks, Denzel Washington, Roberta Maxwell
Saturday 8 September 2012

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The Silence of the Lambs
D
Jonathan Demme — 1991
Jodie Foster, Anthony Hopkins, Lawrence A. Bonney
Wednesday 1 August 2012

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127 Hours
B
Danny Boyle — 2010
James Franco, Amber Tamblyn, Kate Mara
Tuesday 31 July 2012

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Pontypool
C
Bruce McDonald — 2008
Stephen McHattie, Lisa Houle, Georgina Reilly
Tuesday 31 July 2012

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LOL (Laughing Out Loud) ®
F
Lisa Azuelos — 2008
Sophie Marceau, Christa Théret, Jeremy Kapone
Tuesday 31 July 2012

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Flipped
E
Rob Reiner — 2010
Madeline Carroll, Callan McAuliffe, Rebecca De Mornay
Tuesday 31 July 2012

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Thor
C
Kenneth Branagh — 2011
Chris Hemsworth, Anthony Hopkins, Natalie Portman
Tuesday 31 July 2012

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Youth in Revolt
D
Miguel Arteta — 2009
Michael Cera, Portia Doubleday, Ray Liotta
Tuesday 31 July 2012

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Sin City
D
Frank Miller, Robert Rodriguez, Quentin Tarantino — 2005
Mickey Rourke, Clive Owen, Bruce Willis
Tuesday 31 July 2012

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The Bourne Supremacy
C
Paul Greengrass — 2004
Matt Damon, Franka Potente, Joan Allen
Tuesday 31 July 2012

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Good Bye Lenin!
B
Wolfgang Becker — 2003
Daniel Brühl, Katrin Saß, Chulpan Khamatova
Tuesday 31 July 2012

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28 Days Later...
B
Danny Boyle — 2002
Cillian Murphy, Naomie Harris, Christopher Eccleston
Tuesday 31 July 2012

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Ocean's Eleven
B
Steven Soderbergh — 2001
George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Julia Roberts
Tuesday 31 July 2012

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O Brother, Where Art Thou?
C
Joel Coen, Ethan Coen — 2000
George Clooney, John Turturro, Tim Blake Nelson
Tuesday 31 July 2012

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The Sixth Sense
B
M. Night Shyamalan — 1999
Bruce Willis, Haley Joel Osment, Toni Collette
Tuesday 31 July 2012

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Little Voice
C
Mark Herman — 1998
Brenda Blethyn, Jane Horrocks, Michael Caine
Tuesday 31 July 2012

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The Mask of Zorro
B
Martin Campbell — 1998
Antonio Banderas, Anthony Hopkins, Catherine Zeta-Jones
Tuesday 31 July 2012

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Con Air
B
Simon West — 1997
Nicolas Cage, John Cusack, John Malkovich
Tuesday 31 July 2012

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Twelve Monkeys
B
Terry Gilliam — 1995
Bruce Willis, Madeleine Stowe, Brad Pitt
Tuesday 31 July 2012

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Toy Story
B
John Lasseter — 1995
Tom Hanks, Tim Allen, Don Rickles
Tuesday 31 July 2012

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Reservoir Dogs
B
Quentin Tarantino — 1992
Harvey Keitel, Tim Roth, Michael Madsen
Tuesday 31 July 2012

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Monty Python and the Holy Grail
D
Terry Gilliam, Terry Jones — 1975
Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Eric Idle
Tuesday 31 July 2012

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North by Northwest
D
Alfred Hitchcock — 1959
Cary Grant, Eva Marie Saint, James Mason
Tuesday 31 July 2012

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Roman Holiday
C
William Wyler — 1953
Gregory Peck, Audrey Hepburn, Eddie Albert
Tuesday 31 July 2012

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Carrie
E
Brian De Palma — 1976
Sissy Spacek, Piper Laurie, Amy Irving
Thursday 26 July 2012

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The Green Mile
B
Frank Darabont — 1999
Tom Hanks, Michael Clarke Duncan, David Morse
Monday 23 July 2012

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The Graduate
C
Mike Nichols — 1967
Dustin Hoffman, Anne Bancroft, Katharine Ross
Monday 23 July 2012

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Ma première fois
F
Marie-Castille Mention-Schaar — 2012
Esther Comar, Martin Cannavo, Vincent Perez
Sunday 22 July 2012

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The King's Speech
B
Tom Hooper — 2010
Colin Firth, Geoffrey Rush, Helena Bonham Carter
Sunday 22 July 2012

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Wanted
C
Timur Bekmambetov — 2008
Angelina Jolie, James McAvoy, Morgan Freeman
Sunday 22 July 2012

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300
C
Zack Snyder — 2006
Gerard Butler, Lena Headey, David Wenham
Sunday 22 July 2012

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Lost in Translation
D
Sofia Coppola — 2003
Bill Murray, Scarlett Johansson, Giovanni Ribisi
Sunday 22 July 2012

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The Fountain
E
Darren Aronofsky — 2006
Hugh Jackman, Rachel Weisz, Sean Patrick Thomas
Saturday 21 July 2012

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Black Swan
B
Darren Aronofsky — 2010
Natalie Portman, Mila Kunis, Vincent Cassel
Friday 20 July 2012

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The Players
C
Les infidèles
Emmanuelle Bercot, Fred Cavayé, Alexandre Courtès, Jean Dujardin, Michel Hazanavicius, Jan Kounen, Eric Lartigau, Gilles Lellouche — 2012
Jean Dujardin, Gilles Lellouche, Géraldine Nakache
Wednesday 18 July 2012

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The Art of Getting By
E
Gavin Wiesen — 2011
Freddie Highmore, Emma Roberts, Michael Angarano
Wednesday 18 July 2012

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The Dark Knight
A
Christopher Nolan — 2008
Christian Bale, Heath Ledger, Aaron Eckhart
Wednesday 18 July 2012

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Contempt
D
Le mépris
Jean-Luc Godard — 1963
Brigitte Bardot, Jack Palance, Michel Piccoli
Wednesday 18 July 2012

Brigitte Bardot incarne une mollassonne ennuyante comme la mort. Le film parle et parle et parle, didactique à gogo. Oh qu'est-ce qu'on s'emmerde.

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The Amazing Spider-Man
B
Marc Webb — 2012
Andrew Garfield, Emma Stone, Rhys Ifans
Friday 13 July 2012

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Project X
D
Nima Nourizadeh — 2012
Thomas Mann, Oliver Cooper, Jonathan Daniel Brown
Tuesday 10 July 2012

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Goodbye First Love
E
Un amour de jeunesse
Mia Hansen-Løve — 2011
Lola Créton, Sebastian Urzendowsky, Magne-Håvard Brekke
Tuesday 10 July 2012

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Melancholia
D
Lars von Trier — 2011
Kirsten Dunst, Charlotte Gainsbourg, Kiefer Sutherland
Tuesday 10 July 2012

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Super
D
James Gunn — 2010
Rainn Wilson, Ellen Page, Liv Tyler
Tuesday 10 July 2012

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Prometheus
C
Ridley Scott — 2012
Noomi Rapace, Logan Marshall-Green, Michael Fassbender
Tuesday 10 July 2012

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