Dude Rates Movies

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A Christmas Carol
C
Robert Zemeckis — 2009
Jim Carrey, Gary Oldman, Colin Firth
Sunday 27 December 2015 AD

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Amores Perros
B
Amores perros
Alejandro G. Iñárritu — 2000
Emilio Echevarría, Gael García Bernal, Goya Toledo
Sunday 27 December 2015 AD

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The Walk
D
Robert Zemeckis — 2015
Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Charlotte Le Bon, Guillaume Baillargeon
Thursday 24 December 2015 AD

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Carnage
A
Roman Polanski — 2011
Jodie Foster, Kate Winslet, Christoph Waltz
Thursday 24 December 2015 AD

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Before Sunset
B
Richard Linklater — 2004
Ethan Hawke, Julie Delpy, Vernon Dobtcheff
Thursday 24 December 2015 AD

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Goodfellas
B
Martin Scorsese — 1990
Robert De Niro, Ray Liotta, Joe Pesci
Sunday 22 November 2015 AD

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The Martian
A
Ridley Scott — 2015
Matt Damon, Jessica Chastain, Kristen Wiig
Saturday 14 November 2015 AD

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Predestination
C
Michael Spierig, Peter Spierig — 2014
Ethan Hawke, Sarah Snook, Noah Taylor
Wednesday 11 November 2015 AD

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The Secret in Their Eyes
B
El secreto de sus ojos
Juan José Campanella — 2009
Ricardo Darín, Soledad Villamil, Pablo Rago
Wednesday 11 November 2015 AD

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The Talented Mr. Ripley
C
Anthony Minghella — 1999
Matt Damon, Gwyneth Paltrow, Jude Law
Wednesday 11 November 2015 AD

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Planet of the Apes
D
Franklin J. Schaffner — 1968
Charlton Heston, Roddy McDowall, Kim Hunter
Wednesday 11 November 2015 AD

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Argo
A
Ben Affleck — 2012
Ben Affleck, Bryan Cranston, John Goodman
Saturday 31 October 2015 AD

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Cast Away
A
Robert Zemeckis — 2000
Tom Hanks, Helen Hunt, Paul Sanchez
Saturday 31 October 2015 AD

I see that Wilson went for method acting. Too bad he got lost in the Pacific Ocean for real, we couldn’t give him the Oscar.

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Youth
B
Paolo Sorrentino — 2015
Michael Caine, Harvey Keitel, Rachel Weisz
Wednesday 21 October 2015 AD

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Wild
C
Jean-Marc Vallée — 2014
Reese Witherspoon, Laura Dern, Gaby Hoffmann
Wednesday 21 October 2015 AD

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Dressed to Kill
D
Brian De Palma — 1980
Michael Caine, Angie Dickinson, Nancy Allen
Saturday 10 October 2015 AD

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Used Cars
D
Robert Zemeckis — 1980
Kurt Russell, Jack Warden, Gerrit Graham
Tuesday 29 September 2015 AD

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I Wanna Hold Your Hand
D
Robert Zemeckis — 1978
Nancy Allen, Bobby Di Cicco, Marc McClure
Tuesday 29 September 2015 AD

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Malice
C
Harold Becker — 1993
Alec Baldwin, Nicole Kidman, Bill Pullman
Wednesday 9 September 2015 AD

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Good Kill
C
Andrew Niccol — 2014
Ethan Hawke, January Jones, Zoë Kravitz
Monday 7 September 2015 AD

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Inside Out
C
Pete Docter, Ronnie Del Carmen — 2015
Amy Poehler, Bill Hader, Lewis Black
Monday 7 September 2015 AD

The fundamental problem is that the implementation doesn’t bring any more details than the abstraction. You have characters in the brain that are supposed to be the « internals » of the high-level emotional result and it just turns out that those characters are… emotions. Well thanks but this is useless, I can see the emotions directly by looking at the girl’s face and reactions. The movie gets it when Joy gets lost out of the headquarters which therefore creates a depressive state in Riley. Here we have a non-trivial low-level mechanism that creates a high-level emotion. I also just moderately liked the sort of catalog of the different brain places (memories, abstraction, etc). It’s like we’re on an educative attraction for kids about psychology in Disneyland.

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Volver
B
Pedro Almodóvar — 2006
Penélope Cruz, Carmen Maura, Lola Dueñas
Thursday 27 August 2015 AD

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Braindead
B
Peter Jackson — 1992
Timothy Balme, Diana Peñalver, Elizabeth Moody
Wednesday 26 August 2015 AD

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Good Morning, Vietnam
C
Barry Levinson — 1987
Robin Williams, Forest Whitaker, Tung Thanh Tran
Sunday 16 August 2015 AD

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City of God
B
Cidade de Deus
Fernando Meirelles, Kátia Lund — 2002
Alexandre Rodrigues, Leandro Firmino, Matheus Nachtergaele
Thursday 13 August 2015 AD

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The Disappearance of Eleanor Rigby: Her
C
Ned Benson — 2013
Jessica Chastain, James McAvoy, Nina Arianda
Monday 10 August 2015 AD

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The Disappearance of Eleanor Rigby: Him
C
Ned Benson — 2013
James McAvoy, Jessica Chastain, Nina Arianda
Monday 10 August 2015 AD

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Death Becomes Her
D
Robert Zemeckis — 1992
Meryl Streep, Bruce Willis, Goldie Hawn
Thursday 6 August 2015 AD

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Still Alice
C
Richard Glatzer, Wash Westmoreland — 2014
Julianne Moore, Alec Baldwin, Kristen Stewart
Wednesday 5 August 2015 AD

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Paths of Glory
A
Stanley Kubrick — 1957
Kirk Douglas, Ralph Meeker, Adolphe Menjou
Tuesday 4 August 2015 AD

I would have said that the legal approach to the facts, with the ruling and the defense from the officer, is too didactic. But this is actually written so well and acted so well that I accept it as it is. And it’s excellent.

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The Last of the Mohicans
B
Michael Mann — 1992
Daniel Day-Lewis, Madeleine Stowe, Russell Means
Saturday 1 August 2015 AD

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The Judge
B
David Dobkin — 2014
Robert Downey Jr., Robert Duvall, Vera Farmiga
Thursday 30 July 2015 AD

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Zodiac
A
David Fincher — 2007
Jake Gyllenhaal, Robert Downey Jr., Mark Ruffalo
Tuesday 28 July 2015 AD

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Citizenfour
B
Laura Poitras — 2014
Edward Snowden, Glenn Greenwald, William Binney
Tuesday 30 June 2015 AD

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We Bought a Zoo
C
Cameron Crowe — 2011
Matt Damon, Scarlett Johansson, Thomas Haden Church
Tuesday 30 June 2015 AD

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Broadway Rhythm
C
Roy Del Ruth — 1944
George Murphy, Ginny Simms, Charles Winninger
Thursday 4 June 2015 AD

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Un plan parfait
D
Pascal Chaumeil — 2012
Diane Kruger, Dany Boon, Alice Pol
Monday 1 June 2015 AD

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Tamara Drewe
D
Stephen Frears — 2010
Gemma Arterton, Luke Evans, Dominic Cooper
Sunday 31 May 2015 AD

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La Haine
B
La haine
Mathieu Kassovitz — 1995
Vincent Cassel, Hubert Koundé, Saïd Taghmaoui
Sunday 31 May 2015 AD

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Last Known Address
C
Dernier domicile connu
José Giovanni — 1970
Lino Ventura, Marlène Jobert, Michel Constantin
Sunday 31 May 2015 AD

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The Bourne Ultimatum
A
Paul Greengrass — 2007
Matt Damon, Edgar Ramírez, Joan Allen
Saturday 9 May 2015 AD

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Ted
D
Seth MacFarlane — 2012
Mark Wahlberg, Mila Kunis, Seth MacFarlane
Tuesday 21 April 2015 AD

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Up in the Air
C
Jason Reitman — 2009
George Clooney, Vera Farmiga, Anna Kendrick
Tuesday 21 April 2015 AD

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The Cabin in the Woods
B
Drew Goddard — 2012
Kristen Connolly, Chris Hemsworth, Anna Hutchison
Monday 20 April 2015 AD

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Big Hero 6
B
Don Hall, Chris Williams — 2014
Ryan Potter, Scott Adsit, Jamie Chung
Friday 17 April 2015 AD

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Edge of Tomorrow
B
Doug Liman — 2014
Tom Cruise, Emily Blunt, Bill Paxton
Thursday 16 April 2015 AD

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Amadeus
B
Milos Forman — 1984
F. Murray Abraham, Tom Hulce, Elizabeth Berridge
Tuesday 7 April 2015 AD

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Big Eyes
B
Tim Burton — 2014
Amy Adams, Christoph Waltz, Danny Huston
Monday 30 March 2015 AD

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Hesher
D
Spencer Susser — 2010
Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Devin Brochu, Natalie Portman
Thursday 26 March 2015 AD

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12 Angry Men
A
Sidney Lumet — 1957
Henry Fonda, Lee J. Cobb, Martin Balsam
Wednesday 18 March 2015 AD

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American Sniper
B
Clint Eastwood — 2014
Bradley Cooper, Sienna Miller, Kyle Gallner
Wednesday 4 March 2015 AD

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The Mist
C
Frank Darabont — 2007
Thomas Jane, Marcia Gay Harden, Laurie Holden
Tuesday 3 March 2015 AD

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Speed
A
Jan de Bont — 1994
Keanu Reeves, Dennis Hopper, Sandra Bullock
Friday 27 February 2015 AD

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Blue Is the Warmest Color
A
La vie d'Adèle
Abdellatif Kechiche — 2013
Léa Seydoux, Adèle Exarchopoulos, Salim Kechiouche
Thursday 26 February 2015 AD

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The Lego Movie
D
Phil Lord, Christopher Miller — 2014
Chris Pratt, Will Ferrell, Elizabeth Banks
Thursday 19 February 2015 AD

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Whiplash
B
Damien Chazelle — 2014
Miles Teller, J.K. Simmons, Melissa Benoist
Tuesday 17 February 2015 AD

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Boyhood
C
Richard Linklater — 2014
Ellar Coltrane, Patricia Arquette, Ethan Hawke
Tuesday 17 February 2015 AD

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The Theory of Everything
C
James Marsh — 2014
Eddie Redmayne, Felicity Jones, Tom Prior
Monday 16 February 2015 AD

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The Imitation Game
B
Morten Tyldum — 2014
Benedict Cumberbatch, Keira Knightley, Matthew Goode
Wednesday 11 February 2015 AD

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Transformers: Age of Extinction
E
Michael Bay — 2014
Mark Wahlberg, Nicola Peltz, Jack Reynor
Monday 9 February 2015 AD

Mark Wahlberg edition of the bots fighting. There is a dinosaur. A DINOSAUR. YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, MICHAEL.

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Adieu Paris
C
Franziska Buch — 2013
Jessica Schwarz, Hans Werner Meyer, Sandrine Bonnaire
Friday 30 January 2015 AD

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Two Days, One Night
D
Deux jours, une nuit
Jean-Pierre Dardenne, Luc Dardenne — 2014
Marion Cotillard, Fabrizio Rongione, Catherine Salée
Sunday 25 January 2015 AD

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The Grand Budapest Hotel
B
Wes Anderson — 2014
Ralph Fiennes, F. Murray Abraham, Mathieu Amalric
Saturday 24 January 2015 AD

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The Snowtown Murders
C
Snowtown
Justin Kurzel — 2011
Lucas Pittaway, Daniel Henshall, Louise Harris
Saturday 24 January 2015 AD

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Contagion
B
Steven Soderbergh — 2011
Matt Damon, Kate Winslet, Jude Law
Saturday 24 January 2015 AD

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Unbreakable
A+
M. Night Shyamalan — 2000
Bruce Willis, Samuel L. Jackson, Robin Wright
Thursday 22 January 2015 AD

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Buffalo '66
C
Vincent Gallo — 1998
Vincent Gallo, Christina Ricci, Ben Gazzara
Thursday 22 January 2015 AD

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La Famille Bélier
C
La famille Bélier
Eric Lartigau — 2014
Karin Viard, François Damiens, Eric Elmosnino
Saturday 3 January 2015 AD

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Serial (Bad) Weddings
E
Qu'est-ce qu'on a fait au Bon Dieu?
Philippe de Chauveron — 2014
Christian Clavier, Chantal Lauby, Ary Abittan
Sunday 28 December 2014 AD

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Pacific Rim
E
Guillermo del Toro — 2013
Idris Elba, Charlie Hunnam, Rinko Kikuchi
Monday 22 December 2014 AD

At the beginning of the movie, you have a montage that explains why the big robots were built, and why it must be piloted by a team of two. The explanation for the latter is that the machine’s power puts too big of a physical toll on a single pilot. The related exhibit is a piece of black-and-white, archive-like video, where a pilot bleeds from his nose after trying to pilot alone. This made me very mad. This is supposed to happen in the future. Why would the archives of the future be in black and white? The film deliberately decided to make it in black-and-white to gives a “archive-like” feeling to the spectator, without it making any sense since it’s supposed to be an archive in the future. This is the biggest bullshit ever.

Now, see, most of the time in the movie, the big robots defeat the bad creatures by launching missiles at them (with some sort of missile launchers above their shoulder). So why would you build giant robots when all you need are missiles that can be launched from planes or ground vehicles or boats? Well, because fuck you. This movie is the high-point of non-functional, nonsensical, stylish art. Everything about it is about resorting to clichés actions and visuals. Here is a black-and-white archive for no reason. Here are robots for no reason. It’s like children playing with toys and imitating whatever pieces of nebulous stylish thing they see on the TV without it making any sense at all. The robots are transported out of their hangar on crawlers like the crawler for the Saturn V rocket, that the director probably though was cool in Apollo 13. The point of exoskeletons is that they can fucking walk, why would you crawl them. God dammit.

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Nebraska
C
Alexander Payne — 2013
Bruce Dern, Will Forte, June Squibb
Saturday 20 December 2014 AD

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The Protector
D
Tom yum goong
Prachya Pinkaew — 2005
Tony Jaa, Nathan Jones, Xing Jin
Sunday 30 November 2014 AD

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Breaking News
E
Dai si gin
Johnnie To — 2004
Richie Jen, Kelly Chen, Nick Cheung
Sunday 30 November 2014 AD

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Great Expectations
D
Alfonso Cuarón — 1998
Ethan Hawke, Gwyneth Paltrow, Hank Azaria
Sunday 30 November 2014 AD

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Four Rooms
B
Allison Anders, Alexandre Rockwell, Robert Rodriguez, Quentin Tarantino — 1995
Tim Roth, Antonio Banderas, Sammi Davis
Sunday 30 November 2014 AD

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The Player
C
Robert Altman — 1992
Tim Robbins, Greta Scacchi, Fred Ward
Sunday 30 November 2014 AD

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Rope
B
Alfred Hitchcock — 1948
James Stewart, John Dall, Farley Granger
Sunday 30 November 2014 AD

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Memento
B
Christopher Nolan — 2000
Guy Pearce, Carrie-Anne Moss, Joe Pantoliano
Sunday 23 November 2014 AD

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Man on Wire
A
James Marsh — 2008
Philippe Petit, Jean François Heckel, Jean-Louis Blondeau
Thursday 20 November 2014 AD

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Little Miss Sunshine
A
Jonathan Dayton, Valerie Faris — 2006
Steve Carell, Toni Collette, Greg Kinnear
Thursday 20 November 2014 AD

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Match Point
A
Woody Allen — 2005
Scarlett Johansson, Jonathan Rhys Meyers, Emily Mortimer
Thursday 20 November 2014 AD

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Catch Me If You Can
A
Steven Spielberg — 2002
Leonardo DiCaprio, Tom Hanks, Christopher Walken
Thursday 20 November 2014 AD

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Road to Perdition
A
Sam Mendes — 2002
Tom Hanks, Tyler Hoechlin, Rob Maxey
Thursday 20 November 2014 AD

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How to Train Your Dragon 2
C
Dean DeBlois — 2014
Jay Baruchel, Cate Blanchett, Gerard Butler
Wednesday 12 November 2014 AD

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Interstellar
C
Christopher Nolan — 2014
Matthew McConaughey, Anne Hathaway, Jessica Chastain
Wednesday 12 November 2014 AD

Christopher Nolan tries to package decades of science-fiction themes into a single movie. The lossy compression is quite noticeable.

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Her
C
Spike Jonze — 2013
Joaquin Phoenix, Amy Adams, Scarlett Johansson
Saturday 1 November 2014 AD

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Only Lovers Left Alive
D
Jim Jarmusch — 2013
Tilda Swinton, Tom Hiddleston, Mia Wasikowska
Saturday 1 November 2014 AD

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The Old Gun
B
Le vieux fusil
Robert Enrico — 1975
Philippe Noiret, Romy Schneider, Jean Bouise
Saturday 1 November 2014 AD

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My Night at Maud's
C
Ma nuit chez Maud
Éric Rohmer — 1969
Jean-Louis Trintignant, Françoise Fabian, Marie-Christine Barrault
Saturday 1 November 2014 AD

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The Descent
D
Neil Marshall — 2005
Shauna Macdonald, Natalie Mendoza, Alex Reid
Friday 31 October 2014 AD

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Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
C
Adam McKay — 2004
Will Ferrell, Christina Applegate, Steve Carell
Friday 31 October 2014 AD

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Apollo 13
A+
Ron Howard — 1995
Tom Hanks, Bill Paxton, Kevin Bacon
Friday 31 October 2014 AD

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The Fault in Our Stars
D
Josh Boone — 2014
Shailene Woodley, Ansel Elgort, Nat Wolff
Saturday 11 October 2014 AD

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Gone Girl
A
David Fincher — 2014
Ben Affleck, Rosamund Pike, Neil Patrick Harris
Saturday 11 October 2014 AD

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2 Days in Paris
B
Julie Delpy — 2007
Julie Delpy, Adam Goldberg, Daniel Brühl
Saturday 27 September 2014 AD

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For a Few Dollars More
B
Per qualche dollaro in più
Sergio Leone — 1965
Clint Eastwood, Lee Van Cleef, Gian Maria Volontè
Thursday 11 September 2014 AD

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United 93
A
Paul Greengrass — 2006
David Alan Basche, Olivia Thirlby, Liza Colón-Zayas
Wednesday 10 September 2014 AD

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Blackfish
A
Gabriela Cowperthwaite — 2013
Tilikum, Dave Duffus, Samantha Berg
Saturday 16 August 2014 AD

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Searching for Sugar Man
A
Malik Bendjelloul — 2012
Rodriguez, Stephen 'Sugar' Segerman, Dennis Coffey
Saturday 16 August 2014 AD

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Get Him to the Greek
C
Nicholas Stoller — 2010
Jonah Hill, Russell Brand, Elisabeth Moss
Tuesday 12 August 2014 AD

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