Dude Rates Movies

🎬 All Time facts

I logged 1192 ratings, from 1107 unique movies, and 99 movies seen at the theater.

My longest streak of movie-watching days was from 1 May 2024 to 7 May 2024, with 9 movies watched.

My longest pause without any movie-watching was from 31 May 2013 to 25 July 2013.

The oldest movie I saw was The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari, from 1920.

🌟 The A+ Elite

My absolute favorites

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Forrest Gump
A+
Robert Zemeckis — 1994
Tom Hanks, Robin Wright, Gary Sinise
Thursday 22 August 2024 📽️

A real jewel of cinema. It achieves what recent movies like Oppenheimer failed at: a sort of feature-length montage that doesn't make you feel disconnected from the characters and the action. I don't exactly know what the magic formula is, but I guess it notably knows when to land, stop the music, stop the context switching, and just let the present moment be, when it's time for important stuff.

The seams between those "summarized montage" moments and those "present action" moment are wonderfully done, the finest instance of it being the moment in Vietnam when the rain stops and we switch from a montage to real-time action in one single shot, where Zemeckis confirms he is one of the best film blockers out there.

The story (adapted from the novel) is a mixture of an interesting overview of US history and an incredibly original character story. I enjoyed its most unhinged aspects, from the main character being named after a KKK member to him singing at a gospel church with his dumb face.

What a delightful classic I had the chance to rediscover on a big screen. I cannot look at the list of Oscars won by this, and find a single one that wasn't 100% deserved. I might however find some missing ones like Alan Silvestri's soundtrack losing to Hans Zimmer for The Lion King (I admit it's a close one).

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Titanic
A+
James Cameron — 1997
Leonardo DiCaprio, Kate Winslet, Billy Zane
Monday 13 February 2023 📽️

Absolute beast of a movie.

Gen Z and Millenials at my screening, giggling when Jack is drawing Rose, and clapping when the credits come. This movie is just cruising through generations like fine wine. James Cameron pulled out some sort of magic formula.

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1917
A+
Sam Mendes — 2019
Dean-Charles Chapman, George MacKay, Daniel Mays
Thursday 7 July 2022

Outstanding experience. Beyond the technical achievement, it's a powerhouse of sheer intensity and beauty.

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The Lion King
A+
Roger Allers, Rob Minkoff — 1994
Matthew Broderick, Jeremy Irons, James Earl Jones
Wednesday 20 April 2022

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Portrait of a Lady on Fire
A+
Portrait de la jeune fille en feu
Céline Sciamma — 2019
Noémie Merlant, Adèle Haenel, Luàna Bajrami
Saturday 5 March 2022

It's so quiet and intense at the same time. Fabulous.

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Roma
A+
Alfonso Cuarón — 2018
Yalitza Aparicio, Marina de Tavira, Diego Cortina Autrey
Saturday 26 September 2020

What is so good about this movie is that any action solely comes from the scene itself rather than from narrative tooling such as music or editing. The camera is either static or slowly moving, the shots are long, not aided by a piece of soundtrack. Yet the movie is intensively alive. It is so because of the many layers of stuff on the screen. The incredibly rich sets, the background noises of the neighborhood, the extras moving around in the background, the side characters doing their stuff to the side of the frame, and the profound, often silent, expressiveness of the main characters on the foreground. This whole beast of a movie is depicting life with a marvelous vividness, all that through a sequence of thoroughly designed frames.

Movie-making can sometimes feel like a sham in comparison to other arts. A 2-hours account of a story can hardly reach the intellectuel depth a book is able to contain, actors and their dialogs barely compete with the carefully crafted exchanges of theater plays, framing is just the successor of painting, and so on. But watching Roma is reassuring about the status of cinema, because you can't pull that shit up with anything else than a movie. It is cinema in its purest form, and an astounding achievement. One of the best film ever made.

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Steve Jobs
A+
Danny Boyle — 2015
Michael Fassbender, Kate Winslet, Seth Rogen
Friday 11 September 2020

The fast-paced screenplay of Aaron Sorkin, the rousing music of Daniel Pemberton, the brilliant acting from everyone, all instruments of this orchestra get skillfully played by director Danny Boyle to launch an opera whose inertia seems unstoppable. We wonder how the hell so much character development and so much information can be packed into such a minimalistic device. The movie starts and ends in one breath, one small powerful breath of emotions and curiosity. Exceptional.

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King Kong
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A+
Peter Jackson — 2005
Naomi Watts, Jack Black, Adrien Brody
Saturday 27 June 2020

Chacun a son film épique préféré. Pour la génération de nos parents, cela peut être 2001 l'Odyssée de l'Espace, Lawrence d'Arabie, ou Il était une fois dans l'Ouest. Pour la génération actuelle, la trilogie du Seigneur des Anneaux est probablement l'élue. En ce qui me concerne, mon épique favori est le remake de King Kong de 2005. Réalisé par Peter Jackson après les Deux Tours, ce long film de 3h a plus ou moins disparu de la culture populaire après un honnête succès au box-office. Et pourtant, à chaque nouvelle vision (je ne compte pas, mais je dirais que celle de la semaine dernière doit se trouver entre la cinquième et la dixième), je ressens toujours la même force d'appréciation que celle que j'ai eu lorsque j'ai vu le film la première fois au cinéma il y a 15 ans.

Cette appréciation, c'est d'abord celle d'une construction et d'une cohérence parfaites. King Kong fait partie de ces films qui prennent leur temps, mais qui ne brodent pas. Ainsi, toutes les scènes apportent quelque chose d'important à l'histoire, au divertissement, ou à la caractérisation des personnages. C'est simplement que ce développement est mené avec tant d'application, en bonne et due forme, que cela prend du temps. L'allure générale qui en ressort est une construction en trois actes, épique et parfaite. On ressort de l'histoire avec l'impression d'avoir vécu une longue aventure, avec un début, un milieu, et une fin, et que tout cela a été élégamment agencé et exécuté.

Cette aventure laisse un souvenir d'autant plus incroyable qu'elle est ponctuée de scènes d'action extraordinaires. Ce combat entre Kong et les V. Rex est tout bonnement un chef d'œuvre d'action. L'action est compréhensible. Nous n'assistons pas à des trucs qui explosent dans tous les sens où à des plans de 1 seconde rapidement coupés à chaque coup porté. Au contraire, Kong, Ann, les dinosaures ont chacun une place précise dans l'espace, et on suit avec une forte impression la bataille qui est menée.

Enfin, le développement du lien entre Ann et Kong est écrit de manière remarquable. Cette époque de récent confinement et de télétravail m'a permis de comprendre un aspect important de l'histoire que je n'avais pas saisi auparavant : Kong est seul. À moins que le film nous ai caché quelque chose, c'est le seul gorille géant sur cette île, et il est là, bloqué tout seul sans personne à qui parler ou avec qui se changer les idées. La population indigène semble lui offrir plus ou moins régulièrement des prisionnièr(e)s, mais sa primitivité lui empêche de saisir ces opportunités pour avoir de la compagnie, il préfère les tuer et les manger. Ann Darrow est différente, grâce à son esprit et sa personnalité, elle va réussir à le toucher pour développer un lien.

Le film se vante de manière assez subtil de la qualité de ce développement par rapport au développement médiocre dans le film original de 1933. Dans la scène où Kong est donné en spectacle à Broadway, une version reconstituée des événements de l'histoire est jouée par des danseurs sur scène et par une actrice blonde "quelconque", et cette reconstitution basique ressemble en fait de très près à la manière dont était faite la scène dans le film de 1933. Lorsqu'elle commence à jouer, l'actrice crie "oh sauvez moi" et crie de manière ridicule, et on s'afflige du manque de conviction et de texture de cette performance, tout comme on pouvait s'affliger du manque de personnalité pour le personnage d'Ann Darrow de 1933 (qui passe l'essentiel du film à crier). Notons que Peter Jackson est un fan absolu du King Kong original, et mon interprétation de cette scène ne correspond donc peut-être pas à son intention.

Une scène charnière du King Kong de 2005 est celle où Ann Darrow se retrouve face au dernier V. Rex survivant, et où Kong débarque derrière elle. À ce moment, Ann recule pour se réfugier sous Kong. Elle a "choisi son camp", et Kong baisse rapidement les yeux pour considérer cette action et constater qu'on lui accorde de la confiance et de l'importance (la motion capture à cet instant est parfaite). Imaginez un gros gorille seul sur son île depuis des années, primitif et aliéné, et qui voit soudain cette petite créature, une femme, lui accorder sa confiance, faire d'elle son gardien. Il n'y alors plus aucun doute sur la raison de son attachement à Ann.

C'est juste parfait.

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Apollo 11
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A+
Todd Douglas Miller — 2019
Buzz Aldrin, Joan Ann Archer, Janet Armstrong
Monday 4 May 2020

Nous vivons dans une ère de l'éditorialisation où il devient de plus en plus difficile de trouver de l'information à l'état brut, c'est-à-dire des textes, des photos, des vidéos. Lorsqu'une information ou un fait historique fait le buzz, combien de personnes voient réellement l'artefact qui est à la base ? Très peu, car les seules choses qui sont trouvables sont des vidéos YouTube de 30 secondes éditorialisée, avec une voix off qui nous explique l'événement, avec seulement un des morceaux percellaire de l'information brute, ou alors des retweets de retweets de retweets, ou alors un reportage au JT un peu plus avec toute sortes d'explications et parfois d'interprétations.

Dans ce modèle, l'information brute n'a pas seulement perdue sa valeur, elle est un boulet à l'éditorisation, puisque toute la richesse qu'elle contient dans ses détails sont autant d'éléments qui risquent d'être incohérents avec l'interprétation qui en est faite par celui qui présente l'information, ou tout du moins qui mettraient en exergue sa grossière incomplétude. Ainsi, nous ne sommes plus dans un monde où les plus curieux cherchent des explications pour une observation, mais dans un monde où les plus curieux cherchent des observations pour une explication.

Dans ce monde, Apollo 11 apparaît, tel un mirage, un espoir, un albatros royal rayonnant de toute sa majesté. Une masse de vidéos d'époque, soigneusement retouchées, mises adroitement les unes à la suite des autres, sans aucune narration, sans aucune interview, mais seulement avec des annotations les plus minimalistes possibles, et une musique grandiose pour rendre l'aventure palpitante. Je vous parle des plusieurs minutes de vidéos, ininterrompues, prise depuis le module Eagle lorsqu'il effectue sa descente sur la surface lunaire, seulement annotées de l'altitude courante et du niveau de carburant restant, accompagnées des communication radio entre Apollo 11 et Houston. De plusieurs minutes de vidéo ininterrompues où la fameuse phrase "This is a small step for man..." n'est pas ce qu'a dit Neil Armstrong lorsqu'il a marché sur la Lune, mais ce qu'a dit Neil Armstrong pour le show entre 2 commentaires techniques sur la surface lunaire.

Alors oui, ce format ne favorise pas la quantité d'informations transmises, et il lève plus de questions qu'il n'en clos. Que font tous ces ingénieurs de la NASA devant leurs innombrables consoles ? Quel est le sens de tous ces termes techniques utilisés dans les communications ? Pourquoi y a-t-il un blackout de communication pendant la ré-entrée atmosphérique ? Et des tas d'autres pour lesquelles je vais devoir faire appel à Wikipedia ou à d'autres documentaires sur le sujet. Mais l'ambition d'Apollo 11 n'est pas de répondre à ces questions, elle est de bouleverser suffisamment l'esprit avec des images incroyables pour qu'on ai envie de se poser ces questions dans un premier temps.

Il s'agit là d'une exploitation élémentairement grandiose du cinéma, au sens le plus noble du terme. Des images, du son, une histoire. La source d'une découverte et d'une réflexion. J'ai regardé Apollo 11 avec des frissons et une excitation enfantine, comme si on m'avait ammené devant un spectacle exceptionnel. Praise be. PRAISE BE!

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First Man
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A+
Damien Chazelle — 2018
Ryan Gosling, Claire Foy, Jason Clarke
Sunday 21 October 2018

First Man is no movie to show to kids who want to become astronauts. If anything, it illustrates how perilous and hard space exploration is. It follows the entire decade of the 60s, from the first NASA missions to Apollo 11, and shows that working as an astronaut in those times is no safe trade. People die. From the T-38 crash in early Gemini tests to the fire in the Apollo 1 cockpit, the film doesn't ignore disasters. Narrated entirely from Neil Armstrong's point of view and his family's, those people who are gone are colleagues, friends, or even neighbor. And as the others lose their lives, Neil continues advancing to the next level, riskier than the previous one.

One can imagine what kind of bravery and morale fortitude Apollo-era astronauts must have had to continue towards their goal. The popular image is the one of hot-shots and cow-boys so excited and with some much self-confidence they happily hop on the rocket ready to launch. We learn that that this is not the profile of Armstrong. In his case, death is not only a risk ahead, it is also a shadow behind. He lost his 2-years old daughter to a brain tumor before enlisting in the NASA space program. He is surrounded by death, and deals with it using total rectitude, coldness, and expertise. Such overall professionalism which certainly contributed to him having been selected to command Apollo 11. Ryan Gosling is absolutely suited for the role, which might be the peak of his career. He projects so much intensity, yet inspire so much calmness. His composure and silence form a fortress to an internal storm that is palpable.

The movie soars when it demonstrates the perilous nature of space exploitation from inside a spaceship. Those scenes are so masterfully done they are enthralling. You don't even observe it, you are in it. Director Damien Chazelle uses all the tooling at his disposition to immerse us into the missions, and it works impressively well. First-person shots entering the confined cockpits reproduced to incredible detail. Close-ups to nuts and bolts to show that this thing is fundamentally a pile of scrap that is going to be shot into space. Various distant metallic cracks when it is about to get alive. This is the most incredible rendition of what it must feel to be in a rocket I ever experienced.

We like to impress ourselves with the anecdote that states that the Apollo program sent men to the Moon with a computing power that is less than what is available today in a single cellphone. So we should also impress ourselves with the fact that First Man was made with a budget of $59 millions, which is about a third of what is usually available to those kinds of movies. The lack of budget sometimes shows. When the crawler is bringing the Saturn V rocket from the hangar to the launchpad, we only get to see the crawler. The astronauts, by-standing, are looking up and commenting on the impressive size of the rocket, but we never get to see what they see. Chazelle therefore needs to employ wonders of creativity to convince us, and he delivers. By filming the astronauts taking the elevator to the top of the rocket, we get to see the big cylinder going by vertically while we gain scary height as we can tell by the Cap Canaveral early morning scenery. There you understand the sheer scale of what is happening. They intend to launch a high-rise building into space!

First Man is about war as much as it is about space. The reasons the U.S. were fueling the space program was solely to beat the Soviets at it. Those astronauts entering spaceships to go to space were really entering heavy machinery to go to war. And those who lost their lives in a test were fallen brothers of a battle. Add to that the stern, stoic personality of Armstrong, and "Cold War" would have made an alternative title full of sense.

For Armstrong though, it seems to be an escape. When saddened by the loss of a colleague, he desires solitude from his wife, or rather the company of the Moon, which he observes with a sextant. When the Saturn V is headed towards the Moon and the interstage ring separates from the rocket's second stage, the sustained shot of the ring falling back to Earth rhymes with the way a man would remove his own wedding ring before leaving his family for a get away he might never be coming back from.

First Man is not a crowd pleaser. Neil Armstrong's detached behavior would be a mood killer for those who expect the movie to be a modern revision of The Right Stuff with hot-shots. The absence of joy, however, is not to be confused with the absence of character development. Of all the characters that are presented to us, Armstrong is certainly the one on whom the idea of going to the Moon has the deepest impact.

When they accomplish an achievement, Armstrong's colleagues congratulate themselves for getting closer at beating the reds. But when, at his initial NASA interview, Armstrong is asked why he thinks space exploration is important, he answers that it is because it provides a shift in perspective. He is describing what is now documented as the overview effect. His mates are warriors. He is a sailor. When him and Buzz Aldrin has set foot on the Moon, Aldrin is shown jumping around as if it was playground time. Armstrong is experiencing a profound emotional meltdown. It is eerie, in this moment, how, behind the opaque silver-plated visor of his helmet, we can almost understand more about his internal state as we ever could during the rest of the movie on Earth. And as we start being able to peek through this impenetrable facade, he seems to finally have found a way to commune with himself.

The movie is unconventional on various fronts. It is a saga on an entire decade yet you don't have the usual montages to show progression. This doesn't prevent the rhythm of the movie from being fantastic. As soon as you think the story might be about to develop a segment that is going to be a bit boring, it moves on without further ado to the next interesting chapter. There is not a single second in those almost 150 minutes that is useless. The music is from outer space. When the lunar module is about to land, Justin Hurwitz drops an incredible melody made of strings and brass instruments going stronger and stronger in an almost jazzy mood. As the narration focuses on Armstrong flying the module and doesn't show the conventional tour of the world with people listening to the live feed on the radio or TV, the music alone, with its originality and wonder, conveys perfectly the greatness of what is happening.

This is a film made by people who decided not to take the traditional paths, and who designed their own beautiful ones. They are true artists, and this is a masterpiece.

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Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)
A+
Alejandro G. Iñárritu — 2014
Michael Keaton, Zach Galifianakis, Edward Norton
Sunday 6 May 2018

The obsessional usage of the long-take (the movie is one long take, although with ellipsis) allows some spectacular context switches all while maintaining continuity, which is splendid. All the characters are more or less crazy and it all turns into an exquisite cacophony.

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The Revenant
A+
Alejandro G. Iñárritu — 2015
Leonardo DiCaprio, Tom Hardy, Will Poulter
Saturday 10 March 2018

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Saving Private Ryan
A+
Steven Spielberg — 1998
Tom Hanks, Matt Damon, Tom Sizemore
Sunday 25 February 2018

Spielberg casually redefining the entire war genre. You don't have much time to think about it because the proximity with soldiers and the unforgiving depiction of the horrors of war are flooring you the whole time. It's captivating.

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Unbreakable
A+
M. Night Shyamalan — 2000
Bruce Willis, Samuel L. Jackson, Robin Wright
Thursday 22 January 2015

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Apollo 13
A+
Ron Howard — 1995
Tom Hanks, Bill Paxton, Kevin Bacon
Friday 31 October 2014

No comment

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Children of Men
A+
Alfonso Cuarón — 2006
Julianne Moore, Clive Owen, Chiwetel Ejiofor
Friday 3 May 2013

No comment

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The Social Network
A+
David Fincher — 2010
Jesse Eisenberg, Andrew Garfield, Justin Timberlake
Wednesday 25 April 2012

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Heat
A+
Michael Mann — 1995
Al Pacino, Robert De Niro, Val Kilmer
Wednesday 25 April 2012

Robert DeNiro and Al Pacino are Titans among mortals.

🎥 Favourite Directors

❤️ Most Watched

DirectorAverage RatingMovies watched
Steven Spielberg B 29
Robert Zemeckis C+ 20
Woody Allen D+ 17
Michael Bay D+ 15
Clint Eastwood C 14
M. Night Shyamalan C 14
Martin Scorsese C+ 13
Ridley Scott C 13
Quentin Tarantino B+ 12
Joel Coen C+ 12

🔥 Top Rated

DirectorAverage RatingMovies watched
Damien Chazelle A 4
Lee Unkrich A 5
J.C. Chandor A 4
Quentin Tarantino B+ 12
John Hillcoat B+ 3
Kathryn Bigelow B+ 3
Byron Howard B+ 3
James Cameron B 8
Andrew Stanton B 4
Chad Stahelski B 4

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